Do you have your eye on anybody? if not i call dibs.
AnonymousI don’t know what to think anymore D:
So congratulations, North Carolina. Last night, you struck a decisive blow for loneliness. And tonight, as you go to sleep beside your heterosexual life mate, you can rest assured that all across your great state, a gay man or lesbian woman is crying themselves to sleep in solitude and making your relationship stronger with each tear.
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| — | STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report (via inothernews) |
